(ro)Gaining an Advantage: Lamar vs. The Order

Have you ever suffered from insomnia? If so, you may have found yourself watching late night television sifting through infomercials about miracle hair growth.  It’s certainly possible Balding Eagle’s early season woes led to a serious bout of sleep depravation.  

A rough start to the season saw Balding Eagle drop his first 3 games by an average of 5.8 points.  But lately it seems like the Eagle may have dialed that toll free number and placed an order.  The regrowth treatment had immediate results.  The Eagle reeled off 3 straight wins knocking off the previously unbeaten Albhino Rhinos in Week 5,  defeated (Formerly Known As) The Brady Bunch: The Sequel in Week 6 and outlasted the reigning champion Scottish International in Week 7.  Meanwhile, Lamar N Order must be ripping his hair out.  After averaging 141.8 points the first 3 weeks of the season LMNO has only been able to muster a mere avg of 103 points in 3 straight losses.  Most notably losing to his reportedly balding nemesis, Game of Jones, in the crucial Battle of Easton before finally conquering the lowly Mt. Rushmores.  Has The Balding Eagle found the formula to reduce his receding fantasy hairline?  Is Lamar N Order secretly balding from back?  We’ll find out as the two face off in Week 8.