Sons vs. Scottish: Tug-O-War

It's like waking up from a nightmare, and realizing it's reality. Thats what it was like for owner Roth after last years controversial Playoff loss to Scottish International in an unprecedented double tie. Yes, you read that correct. Not only was the game tied but both team benches were tied. In this rare event the team with a better regular season record is crowned the victor.

Owner Hirst-Hermans summed the win up bluntly. “God wanted me to win- also just knowing there was no fucking way I could not advance”. Week 8 marks the first time the two clubs meet since last years Playoff. There is- however- some doubt. After losing star quarterback Patrick Mahomes- questions loomed around the league. who will be the quarterback for the Scotts? Reports indicated Hermans picked up Kirk Cousins off waivers Early Wednesday morning. Which brings us to an even more pressing question- is the owner of Scottish International now in the business of tactical mind games? Stephon Diggs- Sons Plumbing Co. breakout receiver has scored almost double the points in the last two weeks than in his first 5 games combined. Now Scottish International has acquired the man throwing all those yards and Touchdowns to him.

An owner who wishes to remain anonymous was quoted “What he’s doing to the poor kid (Roth) is sick- he’s just messing with his head at this point”. Sons Plumbing sits a top the Power Rankings with 2 consecutive wins and looks to continue his strong hold on the West- that said he still seems a bit shaken up about last years playoff misfortune. When asked if he’s suffering from FPTSD (fantasy post traumatic stress disorder) Roth had some choice words: “Better regular season record moves on? boo. A call of Saints/Rams proportion. They got their rule change, where is mine?”

Some experts around the league are calling this matchup a “revenge game of biblical proportions” while others simply brush it off “They’ll probably tie again and Scottish International will probably win again- like they always do.” Will Scottish International succeed in it mystical mind game tactics? Will Owner Roth ever seek help for his FPTSD? Just like in last years playoff matchup these questions will remain to be answered until Monday night as only time will tell.